Wednesday, November 9, 2016
AMERICA HAS SPOKEN
You knew I wasn't going to miss this opportunity to rub salt into your wounds.
I'm sure I'll lose 95 percent of my readers after this post but - what the hell - life is tough.
America has spoken!
Donald John Trump will be our next president!
Cheer up and look at the bright side:
You've had nearly forty years of Hillary. It's high time to take the nag out to pasture and give her a rest. Just relax, sit back, and savor all the sweet Hillary memories.
I have a lot more to say (as if you couldn't guess) but I'll save it for another time - - after you've calmed down and partially recovered from the jolting shock of bitter defeat.
Am I gloating? Hell, no. I'm a sweet, compassionate, completely benign type of guy. I'll merely say this (in a gentle non-offensive whisper):
This has been the happiest night of my life - - except for the night when I lost my virginity.
Yea, I know - - some of you skeptics are surprised to hear that I did lose my virginity, aren't you?