Bruce - - before and.....after.....
Church ladies and/or virgins might be offended by the content of this missive.
Now that I have your attention, you may proceed.
I've been focused on this subject for too long lately, but detox takes awhile. I'll eventually get it out of my system.
On my previous post I casually (and, of course, quite innocently) mentioned that Bruce Jenner had his penis removed.
Sweet Dylan (who is one of the few people left that doesn't want to lynch me) just informed me that Jenner didn't officially have his appendage removed. It's apparently still intact.
Well, you could have knocked me over with an out-of-season pansy.
Bruce Jenner - - who is now officially called Caitlyn and wears outfits that would rival Melania Trump - - was awarded the 2016 Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year Award.
Since ol' Brucie - - I mean Caitlyn - - snagged the Woman Award, I naturally assumed that his male member was gone.
Hell, what do I know? I'm just an innocent country boy.
Since Caitlyn still has his willy (and, I'm assuming, his balls), isn't it slightly strange (not to mention confusing) that
Glamour would single him out as the best of the ladies?
I mean, shouldn't that award have gone to someone much more deserving - like Rosie O'Donnell.......or Ellen Degenerate?
Ooops, I mean Degeneres.
Things are much too complicated nowadays.
Long ago when I lived in Hollywood life was delightfully simple. There were gays, bi's, and transvestites.
Today, we have to contend with a complex (not to mention astoundingly confusing) network of gender-challenged individuals who have taken the fun out of cross-dressing.
I don't get it. Perhaps someone in the military could explain it to me and....straighten me out (no sexual implications intended).
The only thing I know for certain is that I still have my appendage.
And the last time I looked it was working perfectly.