Tuesday, March 27, 2018

CALLING ALL COWS



For the past three years - ever since I first moved here - I've been telling you that I live next to a cow meadow. I've posted many photos of it. I've readily acknowledged the fact that my neighbors are cows.

And you've probably been saying:
Okay, I've seen the meadow.
But where the hell are the cows?

Today, finally, I decided to venture outside accompanied by my El Cheapo camera - - on a mission to document the cows.

My efforts yielded these results - which, I'm sure, will excite you almost as much as it excited me.


I have no doubt that some cow expert will ruin my day by informing me that these are bulls, or something......
After all, I don't profess to be a farmer. I'm just an innocent, misplaced city boy.

All I know is that these neighboring animals always go Mooooooo - so I'm assuming they're cows.

Do bulls Mooooo??


My most observant readers are probably looking at these photos and saying:
Jon, you're supposed to be living in a forest. How come trees are sparse in these photos??


The answer is 
Yes, I do live at the edge of the forest and my shack is surrounded by trees. But the cow meadow adjacent to my property is in an area where the forest tappers off - - or perhaps the trees were cut down?


Here's the forest near the cow meadow, photographed from my property.

Today was a busy day. I not only took pictures of cows (or possibly bulls), I also drove into town. I didn't want to go but I was completely (and I mean completely) out of everything.

I was initially going to write about my harrowing excursion to town, but decided to only do the cows instead. I didn't want to overwhelm you with too much of a good thing.

Can you guess that I had a couple of beers today? I generally don't drink any more - - but my nerves (or what's left of them) have been so shredded and shattered lately that I needed supplemental courage.

Hell, I actually need a consultation with Freud and an ample supply of Prozac, but the beer will do for now.

19 comments:

  1. I have no idea if they are bulls cows, heifers...who knows....but they are all sweet looking.

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    1. I doubt if the creature on that first photo is a cow. It looks more like the cow's husband....but, then - what the heck do I know about gender?

      I initially thought my cat Scruffy was a boy - - until my cousin Nancy informed me that he was a SHE.

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  2. I wouldn't stick a pin in your bubble. I will say not only bulls have horns like so many think. Nice post of your neighboring pasture.

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    1. Well, whatever they are - I enjoy having them for neighbors!

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  3. I like your neighbors. Better than some neighbors I have had, for sure.
    Glad to hear you are now not out of everything anymore. Looks so green!! :) :)

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    1. I had the neighbors from hell in Texas. When I moved I vowed that I'd NEVER live in close proximity with people again. I LOVE the cows.

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  4. Hi Jon, well I wouldn't know one moo cow from another except for dairy cows. You have wonderful views of the green pastures though - plus cows make excellent neighbors I would imagine. Much better than noisy people.

    The pictures are nice to look at. It feels so peaceful there.

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    1. Helga, this is the first time in my life that I don't live near annoying people. Despite all the inconveniences, I LOVE the peace and privacy. And the cows are great neighbors.

      It's mild and very windy today and the snow is gone. I think spring has finally decided to stay.

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  5. cows make the perfect neighbors. glad you are enjoying the ones close to you. i once asked a farmer what the names were of his cows. he almost died laughing at me. he said sweetheart they don't have names just numbers.

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  6. I would never make a good farmer or rancher, because I'd get too emotionally involved with the animals. I would give all of them names.

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  7. I have lived most of my life within mooing distance of cattle and consider them excellent neighbors. Your photos of the pasture are superb and peaceful.

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    1. The cattle - by far - are the best neighbors I've ever had. I got tired of posting photos of my back yard - so I finally decided to post photos of my neighbor's back yard....

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  8. I THINK there's another way of telling cows from bulls but you know I just can't remember what it is ! :D

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  9. After having lived in Texas, you'd think I would have learned something about cattle - - but I'm still clueless...

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  10. Years ago, while vacationing in the Pocono Mountains, we came upon a white bull farm while taking a walk. They had massive horns and, um, massive other parts of anatomy. Those other anatomical parts are dead giveaways. :)

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  11. I haven't seen any indication of gender in Tennessee cows. Maybe they've all been neutered.....(*smile*)

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