Friday, July 5, 2019


to CNN and MSNBC

  The Democratic presidential debates 
where the contenders unanimously raised their hands in favor of FREE health care for ILLEGAL immigrants.

Hey, Jon! Did you see the two Democratic debates last week?

Si, Amigo.

What did you think of them?

Nunca vi tantos payasos en una habitacion.

Er, why are you speaking in Spanish, Jon?  

When I tuned in to the debates, Everybody was speaking in Spanish:
Beto O'Rourke, Cory Booker, Joaquin Castro - -
hell, I thought they all got the Holy Spirit and were speaking in tongues.

My second thought was they were all practicing for when their dream of open borders is realized.

I was waiting for that Peter Buttplug guy to give us some South of the Border lingo. After all, he's supposedly able to speak 750 languages, isn't he? 

Buttplug?? Do you mean Pete Buttigeig?

I mean that gay soyboy mayor from Indianapolis.

He's the mayor of South Bend.


You gotta admit it, Jon - it was encouraging to see so many Democratic presidential hopefuls.

Yea. It kinda looked like a Lenin rally in Ulyanovsk.


Well, I gotta admit that the panel was - - diverse.

How so?

You have Bozo O'Rourke - who has demonstrated that he can ride a skateboard and take "selfies" at the dentist. Lately he's been giving speeches in Mexico. Mexico!! I'm not surprised.

You have Elizabeth Warren, who imagines that she's a Cherokee Indian.

She took a DNA test.

Yea, and it proved she's as white as a slice of Wonder Bread. Why is she listed as "American Indian" on all her college records? 
She has as much chance of winning the presidency as a smoke signal in a rain storm.

You have Bernie Sanders, who's been running for president since the Taft administration. And Joe Biden - who's been in politics for sixty years and accomplished nothing.

What about Kamala Harris? She really looked confident and presidential on the stage!

She came across as a nasty, angry, aggressive bitch. And she's hopelessly trapped in the distant past - completely obsessed with busing and desegregation. Someone should tell her the Civil War is over.

Cory Booker has real potential.

You mean the black gay guy from New Jersey? The psychotic look in his eyes scares the shit out of me. Talk about ANGER! He hasn't smiled once during his entire career.  
The dude is a cross between Norman Bates and Ed Gein. 

Well, whatever you say about Pete Buttigieg, I think he'd be a perfect president.

The buttplug guy is supposedly wiser than King Solomon and has an intellect that would rival Da Vinci. But the last person we need to run our country is a wimpy pansy with no leadership experience. Look at Trudeau.

I want a REAL leader - - an Alpha Male, an aggressor, a guy who grabs pussy with no apologies. 
I want someone who is a REAL winner (without any collusion from Russia) and is an absolute genius at outsmarting the Left and irritating the living hell out of them.
Any names come to mind???

You really have a negative opinion of the Democrats, don't you, Jon?

That's because the Democrats are the most negative people on earth.
There was absolutely no joy, humor, or optimism at those two debates last week. Nothing positive or uplifting.

The Democrats are complete downers.
All they have to offer is hate, bitterness, animosity, negativity, and eternal gloom.

And none of the Democrats had anything to offer the American people. WE, the LEGAL citizens, who love our country. Nothing whatsoever. 

Their entire agenda consists of catering to ILLEGAL immigrants.
Open borders to encourage more ILLEGALS.
Free healthcare, housing, and college for ILLEGALS.
More sanctuary cities for ILLEGALS.

It is no secret that the Democrats despise our great country and everything positive that it stands for.

They hate our President. They hate our flag. They hate our values. They hate Christianity. They hate our borders. They hate our heritage.

They are intent on suppressing free speech, banning our flag, rewriting our history, removing statues of our historic heroes, and annihilating anyone who dares to disagree with them.

They call our President a racist and white supremacist - - while they themselves use Nazi tactics to frighten and silence us and use race as a weapon to bait and divide us.

I, for one, am sick and tired of being the silent majority. And we conservatives and patriots ARE the majority. We're just afraid to admit it.
That's why our President will win again in 2020 (unless there is Democratic election fraud).

Judging from the pitiful performance of the Democrats in the recent debates, they'd better start praying.
They're gonna need all the help they can get.

Holy shit, Jon. Is that a MAGA hat you're wearing?

Goddamn right it is. Just try to knock it off me.



  1. Replies
    1. You're probably the only one, Myra. Thanks! Love you, too!

  2. I myself dont blog, but love reading others. I myself was Republican, and have always voted Republican.I left the US years ago with my job and a lifestyle change, and glad I did Right now, I think but parties are a sorry represention of the US. Over here, we cant believe the stories we read here and just laugh at the US. The whole thing sounds like a show. I never thought the US would have a reality star and an egomaniac running the country. If he had tried to grab my wives puss, she'd whipped out a knife and probaly cut his hand off. She was feisty. Now I have been reading your blog off and on, but I thought I recalled you not being either Republican or Democrat and didnt vote in the last election? I love to hear your side and there is humor in it. But with due respect, if you didnt vote you sure do care what happens. And if you do like trump, shouldn't you vote to help him out?? For not liking politics you have alot of opinions. And I dont mean that badly. But most people I know who dont like politics never mention it, let alone know who's who, or even know what's going on.

    1. I really appreciate your comment and - you're right - I've never voted in my life, which makes me somewhat of a hypocrite. I do have strong political feelings, but much of what I say is (sort of) tongue-in-cheek and (hopefully) sort of humorous.
      I come from California, I'm gay, and I have a few "liberal" tendencies, but mostly I'm a conservative at heart. The Democrats have changed DRASTICALLY in recent years and have become nothing more than an irritating joke.
      I'll probably never vote - even though I should.
      Many thanks for your input!

  3. You don't have to publish this.... but! Wanted to let you know I've shared this with 6 like-minded folks (FB private). 3 thumb's up and one's said she's sharing. I hope it goes viral!

  4. I haven't been watching the debates maybe I should, but I don't need all the stress from it. I'll agree with you. Take care, Jean.

    1. Jean, you're probably better off not watching the debates. Politics can really drive you crazy. I've never voted in my life, but I occasionally unleash my opinions on my blog.

  5. Dear Jon, settle down. That top photo is mislabeled. What you're seeing is the famous Nicely Dressed Synchronized Waving Team on America's Got Talent. Please don't hold it against me but I hope they get the Golden Buzzer.

    1. Geo - I thought they were all waving bye-bye because they know they're toast (*smile*).

  6. I laughed so hard at this! It’s great (although I’m not a Trump fan).

    1. Donna, if I make people laugh, I'll consider myself a success. Even if you're not a Trump fan, I'm guessing that you're not a left-wing liberal.
      Liberals have NO sense of humor at all.

    I was a voter virgin also until Trump came along. Needless to say I LOVE Cheetos and the more I watched and listened to him during his campaign.. well the rest is history. I have been following your blog for a while now and enjoy reading, but rarely comment. I couldn't resist this time.

    1. I'm really glad that you decided to comment, because VERY few of my readers agree with my political opinions. It feels good to know that I'm not alone!


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