tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post4362708040848552806..comments2024-03-28T04:25:44.179-05:00Comments on Lone Wolf Concerto: DRINK DRANK DRUNKJonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-43287892857381401332016-08-15T03:54:10.375-05:002016-08-15T03:54:10.375-05:00The vacuum cleaner - - and the fact that I survive...The vacuum cleaner - - and the fact that I survived - were both miracles.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-6283932007214078522016-08-15T03:49:08.339-05:002016-08-15T03:49:08.339-05:00Hey, I'm half-crazy even when I get sleep.Hey, I'm half-crazy even when I get sleep.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-18021611683769594022016-08-15T03:48:27.972-05:002016-08-15T03:48:27.972-05:00I think most people with insomnia are afflicted th...I think most people with insomnia are afflicted their entire lives. I've had it as long as I can remember.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-22006844188604303782016-08-15T03:47:14.022-05:002016-08-15T03:47:14.022-05:00Well, hell, it's better than Texas.....
(I thi...Well, hell, it's better than Texas.....<br />(I think)Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-45390802857859855072016-08-15T00:08:10.165-05:002016-08-15T00:08:10.165-05:00My LORD you are in BAPTIST country and VACUUM CLEA...My LORD you are in BAPTIST country and VACUUM CLEANERS WERE ON SALE. Jesus must have brought them in for you personally. A MIRACLE indeed. But like you I'd WINE about the beverages on hand. Glad you made it back up the hill in one piece. TARYTERREhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14620999913159718018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-40532362762671901172016-08-12T10:31:39.754-05:002016-08-12T10:31:39.754-05:00The similes you come up with are as rare as a tie ...The similes you come up with are as rare as a tie tack in a nudist colony. :)<br /><br />Insomnia sucks. Not getting enough sleep can make a person half-crazy.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-48451748621785384892016-08-11T07:28:48.885-05:002016-08-11T07:28:48.885-05:00Jon,
That insomnia isn't a joke. My wife suff...Jon,<br /><br />That insomnia isn't a joke. My wife suffers from chronic insomnia and it really can mess up your existence. I have made a note not to ride with you if you're driving. I've been on those Tennessee roads!<br /><br />Larrynitewrithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968271056094267260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-38265264083242604652016-08-11T05:58:36.320-05:002016-08-11T05:58:36.320-05:00How much do they have to pay worldly people, who a...How much do they have to pay worldly people, who are not married to their sister, to live in those hills? Travelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07787024407420088973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-34931241750180326952016-08-11T03:58:28.436-05:002016-08-11T03:58:28.436-05:00This is a clean blog. It could be read to children...This is a clean blog. It could be read to children......well, almost.....Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-36123949338765076212016-08-10T21:33:52.995-05:002016-08-10T21:33:52.995-05:00I shouldn't say
I've seen a pussy
hold a ...I shouldn't say<br />I've seen a pussy <br />hold a beer bottle<br />that would be <br />naughtysalemslot9https://www.blogger.com/profile/07661640429528005183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-13115311658366044172016-08-10T20:25:33.373-05:002016-08-10T20:25:33.373-05:00You'd be surprised what a drunk pussy can hold...You'd be surprised what a drunk pussy can hold (I'm not speaking from experience).<br /><br />I'm assuming Hoover was your date's first name.<br />For a moment I thought of Herbert and became alarmed.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-66096607701113208642016-08-10T19:51:06.079-05:002016-08-10T19:51:06.079-05:00Two things...I have NEVER seen a pussy hold beer ...Two things...I have NEVER seen a pussy hold beer bottle, and 2- I dated a guy named Hoover once. I hope your new vacuum has the same good skills.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-2426285452170502662016-08-10T16:49:52.419-05:002016-08-10T16:49:52.419-05:00I'm always delighted when my humor is apprecia...I'm always delighted when my humor is appreciated. Not everyone appreciates my humor...or bothers to read between the lines.<br />Actually I'm not a particularly funny person, but I write exactly like I think. The words simply come out - and later I realize that they're funny.<br /><br />I've never heard of (tart) cherry juice for insomnia and I didn't know it has tryptophen. I suppose the tartness makes you forget your problems....Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-21887261237822616032016-08-10T16:44:50.195-05:002016-08-10T16:44:50.195-05:00If you look up "anxiety" in the dictiona...If you look up "anxiety" in the dictionary you'll find my name as the definition. My entire life has been high anxiety and chronic worrying. I hate to play the blame game, but I can honestly thank my father for it.<br /><br />Humor and happy tunes are a good way to counteract the bad. Actually, I hated "South Pacific" but the tunes are okay when you're soused.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-38826165435565703092016-08-10T15:58:33.298-05:002016-08-10T15:58:33.298-05:00Sorry for laughing my way through your aggravating...Sorry for laughing my way through your aggravating ordeal ... but the wording is just too funny. At least you scored a deal on a vacuum cleaner. I've benefited from drinking 1/2 to 1 cup of tart cherry juice for insomnia. It's packed with tryptophen ( which is an amino acid ) that converts to serotonin, which converts to melatonin. It has to 'tart' juice though, nothing with added sugar. <br /><br />Hopefully your next voyage to town ( check the brakes ) will be less anxious. Whispermisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11151604224928961499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-41143314079965029642016-08-10T15:27:15.091-05:002016-08-10T15:27:15.091-05:00Up until a few years ago, I used to think insomnia...Up until a few years ago, I used to think insomnia and anxiety attacks only happened to 'other people.' I just wish you didn't have to experience them alone.<br /><br />Imagining your rendition of Bali Hai cracks me up! My pups have to put up with Happy Talk most every morning, but that's the extent of my South Pacific repertoire. There's definitely something to be said about olden show tunes.Mevely317https://www.blogger.com/profile/14786988262452989091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-72873958565503114142016-08-10T13:51:19.996-05:002016-08-10T13:51:19.996-05:00You're absolutely right about alcohol causing ...You're absolutely right about alcohol causing the eyes to dry out. I used to get unbelievable eye infections when I lived in Texas - not only from drinking, but also from the EXTREMELY low humidity and perpetual dust.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-3888854265018961092016-08-10T13:49:34.044-05:002016-08-10T13:49:34.044-05:00Dana, thankfully your email didn't go into the...Dana, thankfully your email didn't go into the spam file. I just answered it a few minutes ago. Lately I've been hopelessly slow in reading my email.<br /><br />Childhood trauma can very definitely cause life-long insomnia (among other things). There was always the terror of wondering what will happen if we fall asleep.....Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-29798358373353724392016-08-10T11:47:54.136-05:002016-08-10T11:47:54.136-05:00p.s. I had the "foggy contact" experien...p.s. I had the "foggy contact" experience and found out I'm constantly dehydrated and the contacts are drying out. Alcohol increases the fogging. So, you've gotta drink the dreaded water or constantly use eye drops. More fun.lotta joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12742978845913126675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-18647334219256023812016-08-10T11:45:38.129-05:002016-08-10T11:45:38.129-05:00I think we're related. I hope so, because if ...I think we're related. I hope so, because if we're not the similarities are waaaay too weird. I have had insomnia since I was ten years old and my mom told me I had to put up with being sexually molested by a relative by marriage who LOVED to be my "babysitter". I stopped sleeping. They say you NEED 8 hours and I wonder how - if I NEED it - I didn't die a long time ago. Joe will see the light on and check on me at 3am and cannot understand why I'm still awake. Now if you add having to GO somewhere, leaving the implied safety of my home, my insomnia jacks up into dread. It could be a doctor's visit, or the threat of a "good time to be had by all" and I'm hoping for a hurricane so we HAVE to stay home. Life is so hard to live inside my head.<br /><br />Thank you, Jon, for putting my blog on your sidebar so I can safely find my way home. I sent you a letter but it might have gone into spam because I used my real name email account instead of lottajoy account.lotta joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12742978845913126675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-81690489594072950082016-08-10T11:21:57.922-05:002016-08-10T11:21:57.922-05:00It was definitely worth the drive into town. Now I...It was definitely worth the drive into town. Now I can have clean carpets again.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-58920456313764985442016-08-10T11:06:03.054-05:002016-08-10T11:06:03.054-05:00I can relate to the worry the night before I have ...I can relate to the worry the night before I have to go someplace. Absolutely! <br />Glad you got a vacuum bargain!!! Getting a bigger ticket item on sale is cause for celebration. :)Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02043285884495492598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-69187509356123301602016-08-10T07:20:18.050-05:002016-08-10T07:20:18.050-05:00When I used to live near civilization I still hate...When I used to live near civilization I still hated to go out. You can only imagine my absolute terror of now having to drive endless miles on a winding mountain road!<br /><br />I bought the grandfather clock about ten years ago for my mother. I really love it, but ever since I moved to Tennessee it has been running slowly.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-62825094297556959922016-08-10T07:16:46.908-05:002016-08-10T07:16:46.908-05:00Yes, I did get kitty litter.
As for booze - I'...Yes, I did get kitty litter. <br />As for booze - I'd rather have wine, but this hick county is run by wine-hating Baptists. So I'll settle for beer.....Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8660581276521005822.post-68580945565804548232016-08-10T07:14:43.251-05:002016-08-10T07:14:43.251-05:00I should really get some valerian. Have you ever t...I should really get some valerian. Have you ever tried it? I used to use it long ago and it's quite effective and quite safe - only it might make you drowsy.<br /><br />Your new Walmart must be a Supercenter, Geo. They are HUGE. We have one here in town, although it doesn't have an optometrist ....or a deli. And they don't sell booze. <br />I miss my wine and salami.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.com