Showing posts with label masks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masks. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2020

PRO WINE, ANTI WALMART




I successfully made my second batch of wine - - but must admit that white grape isn't nearly as good as concord grape.

My first wine was sweet, flavorful, and fragrant. 
The white wine is acrid, alarmingly UNsweet, and extremely potent.
Two glasses will knock your bloomers off and you'll be hanging naked from the rafters (trust me - I speak from experience).

Despite the fact that I filtered the wine, it still looks cloudy.
Ideally you're supposed to let it ferment for two to four weeks and it improves with age. Eleven days is my absolute limit. It's ready to drink and will get you seriously soused.
I'm far too impatient to wait for weeks....

 I tried to take an "artistic" picture of the wine but it turned out crappy. Looks like somebody peed in the glass.....
Incidentally, I accidentally broke this glass yesterday.

Change of subject:

I was HORRIFIED to hear that - starting Monday, July 20th - Walmart is making it mandatory to wear masks!!!
Holy crap, that place is spooky enough the way it was. 

It's no secret that I have been adamantly opposed to masks from the very beginning of this  Plague Pandemonium.

They look absolutely ridiculous
There's no tangible evidence that they save lives
and
they are  EXTREMELY unsanitary and unhealthy.

But, Jon, I wash my mask every day!

Here's a flash, Kemosabe:
You can wash your mask from now until katydids sing Pagliacci and they're STILL unsanitary.

(I love the katydid analogy - - sometimes my brilliance scares me) 

I drove to town yesterday (Friday) so I could shop at Walmart mask-free - - but I was in a hurry and forgot to buy some things, so I might go again tomorrow (Sunday). 
Also, when I was in the supermarket yesterday, the cashier forgot to pack two of the items I purchased: Swiss cheese and cottage cheese. 
This happens annoyingly often.......

Here are some masks I devised to wear at Walmart:

 I hope this scares the hell out of all of you

The plague was made in China....
and ALL the items in Walmart are made in China

 I should probably charge for the kisses....
but I'm easy.




 Note:
a special thanks to the four kind and courageous people who commented on my previous post and liked the video.
You have exquisite taste and made my efforts worthwhile.