Saturday, September 23, 2017
According to the "experts" today is Doomsday. Whatever that means. I'm assuming it means the apocalypse, the end of humanity, the Big Kaput (I just made that one up).
And I'm wondering:
What should I wear?
Should I exchange my cowboy boots for running shoes?
Should I take the cats with me?
Of course, if we're all going to be exterminated I won't have to worry about any of those things.
I can't really think clearly because it's dawn and I haven't been to bed yet. I'm extremely tired.
Heck, I can't think clearly even when I get enough sleep - but that's beside the point.
In retrospect, my entire life has been one long drawn out doomsday - - spoken from the viewpoint of an avowed pessimist.
I suppose I should repent and ask forgiveness for all my sins. But it would take too long.....
So, what did I initially come here to say?
First of all, there hasn't been any more late night gunfire by my house (see previous post). It's been about five days and all is quiet on the western front. Or hillbilly front.
Second of all, I was going to open my online store today.....but then I figured Doomsday is a bad day to do it. I'll wait until after today to see if we all survived.
If we don't survive, I'll forget about opening the store.
Hey, it's officially autumn (since yesterday). Welcome to my favorite season.
I think I'd better pry myself away from the computer and get a few hours of shuteye. I wanna look good in case I'm suddenly obliterated.