Creamed 'possum in a can
This is an appropriate accompaniment to one of my previous posts, I Knew It
(BTW, coon fat gravy will enhance anything)
Turkey Gravy Soda
Thanksgiving Gum Balls
are we supposed to stuff the turkey with these - - or load them in a peashooter and pummel the cook?
Turkey with candy sprinkles
Bacon-covered turkey
Thanksgiving Pizza
The Hot Dog Turkey
for weenie lovers
Rice Krispies Turkey
with M&Ms stuffing
Islamic Thanksgiving
Baked Potato Mystery
Baked Butternut Squash
Is it just me, or do these look like a pair of used Dutch shoes?
...and a heaping helping of Fish Head Pie....
An alarming array of turkey cupcakes
with leftover Halloween candy corn
Baked apples with doughy crust and grapes
Turkey Cake...
with what appears to be a pile of dog crap in the middle
Thanksgiving Cake
Is it just my dirty mind, or does that look like a limp phallic symbol dangling in the center?
A perfect idea for leftovers:
chopped up turkey with a brown Jello mold and wilted lettuce
Here's the easiest, cheapest, and best way to go
This is an appropriate accompaniment to one of my previous posts, I Knew It
(BTW, coon fat gravy will enhance anything)
are we supposed to stuff the turkey with these - - or load them in a peashooter and pummel the cook?
for weenie lovers
with M&Ms stuffing
How about some savory side dishes -
Sweet potato casserole
Tomato and egg aspic surprise
Is it just me, or do these look like a pair of used Dutch shoes?
Are you ready for dessert?
with leftover Halloween candy corn
with what appears to be a pile of dog crap in the middle
Is it just my dirty mind, or does that look like a limp phallic symbol dangling in the center?
A perfect idea for leftovers:
chopped up turkey with a brown Jello mold and wilted lettuce
Bon appetit! And Happy Thanksgiving!
Okay, I finally corrected most of the typos....
Okay, I finally corrected most of the typos....
If I have a choice, I'll take the M and M stuffing.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have people you will sit down with tomorrow at the table, and be happy with and sharing. I'm sorry if you won't, it's hard to tell. At some point, silently across the miles, I'll silently raise a glass to you, Jon.
ReplyDeletecheers,
Mike
All of a sudden, I have a stomach ache. Jon.....Hoping you have a Very Happy Thanksgiving 🐔🐔🐔🐔
ReplyDeleteDang. I've not enjoyed a pea shooter since 1960!
ReplyDeleteActually, the baked potato mystery looks inviting ... aside from those useless strands of pasta. That 'Thanksgiving cake' cracks me up!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving repast, Jon!
Jon, forgive me, I just had to look up creamed possum. Found it on Amazon for $20. Finally screwed up enough courage to read down to ingredients --"True contents: Composted Organic Material - Not Edible". Well, I can't say I was too surprised; I declared all canned creamed things inedible as a child (as in "Gee mom, do I eat this or did I?")and have not yet changed my opinion. However, this product might scare off unwanted marsupials from your porch if left where they can see it up close. Have a happy holiday and remember to toast life in general and me. I'll certainly raise a glass in your direction as well.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteBe safe if driving. Overeat, even if you decide to microwave that second Lean Cuisine.
Happy Thanksgiving, Jon! :)
ReplyDeleteLooks like a hillbilly Thanksgiving to meet Jon!
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