A quick, completely uninteresting interlude - - the type of blog posts people yawn over - - and I despise.
I strayed far from the mundane "norm" in my previous post and it was a success.
"ALMOST FATAL ATTRACTION" got more views than anything else I posted this year. Thank you!!!
People want to read interesting things - - they don't give a rat's ass about my enormous amount of daily meds....or how much I pee in my bedside urinal.
I know I'm never going to get out of here. I know I'll never have surgery on my arm. I know I'll never walk again. I'm merely doing time in Heaven's Waiting Room. Or Hell's Waiting Room.....and for crap sake, don't take this literally. I'm entitled to jest.
I've wasted many precious months in this useless shitass place. I'm trapped in a sickening stuffy room.....instead of enjoying the gorgeous rustic acres that I purchased over ten years ago.
I'm surrounded by semi-corpses, all of whom are old enough to be my parents....or grandparents.
My "roommate", I discovered, is a WWII veteran. He must be near 100. Quiet most of the time, but sometimes gets very feisty. The nurses have to feed him. This morning he yelled
"I'm not going to eat this CRAP!"
God Bless him - - the guy knows what he's talking about.
The food here is appalling. I get sick just looking at it. This morning the bacon was nearly raw. No wonder I'm not gaining weight.
Give me McDonald's, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Pizza Hut - - - I'll devour every morsel of the junk food. And I'll gain weight.
And I love my own home cooking. Got photos to prove it.
Or in the slow cooker
Homemade cheesecake with strawberries
The very first homemade pizza I ever made, crust and all. It might not look perfect....but it was good....and large!
Didn't get a chance to use my tropical summer dishes this year. Polynesian probably isn't your "style" - - but it's mine.
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Jon 💚 in a deliciously BAD mood
BTW
My next post is definitely going to be "GAY BARS, MURDER, and DANGER"......
I temporarily removed it so I could drastically revise it. It will blow your bloomers off and knock the curlers out of your hair.
My raw true confessions will definitely generate more viewers. 👹☠️😈
Now don't threaten us with a good time!
ReplyDeleteYou gave me the first laugh of the day.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Liz!
Gay bars, murder and danger! Sounds like my youth!!! Sorry I haven’t replied lately, but I have read all your post. And I was horrified when I thought that you were going to stop blogging. There’s enough of us around that still tune in! I do hope that you improve. Think of you and your situation often. I wish we could have met when we were both younger. But then again, with my past and yours, the two of might not be here now! All the hugs in the world, your friend,
ReplyDeleteSam
First of all, Jon, I agree that most people would rather read about "interesting things"; however, I personally prefer to read posts about subjects that I can relate to. Believe it or not, I can relate somewhat to what you are going through due to my recent personal experience with my mother. The feeling of helplessness and the inability to know exactly what to do about it is terrifying!
ReplyDeleteYour post about fatal attraction prompted a memory that I would truthfully rather forget about in my own life, but none-the-less a very interesting post!
As far as your upcoming posts, YES I would definitely be curious and would read them lol!
- Kim