WAY DOWN UNDER

I feel way down under - - and I'm not talking Australia. I'm talking depressed. Lethargic. Don't give a rat's ass. 

I don't get enough sleep. I've been eating crap (not literally). I'm tired of rain and cold and wind. Hell, I moved from Texas to get away from the wind. It followed me here. It's been so cold that all the blossoms died. Spring, and all it's components, has vanished.

I'm tired of cats......meee-ooow.
Let them clean their own litter boxes twenty times a day.


I've been procrastinating my dreaded drive into town.....and procrastinating...

What can I post on this stupid blog that will be interesting, endearing, uplifting?

How about tombstones, headstones, grave markers.....epitaphs.......

  Jesus called me and I put him on Hold

 The Butt Brothers

 Arthur spanks his wife

Folks, I'm just an innocent bystander -
I couldn't make these things up

Stiff.....
Hardin Long.....

 

(invent your own caption- - mine is unprintable)

 Not here....somebody might see us.....

I've known a few

 

 probably one of the Hoes....

Batman.......and Boogers

 Pancake.....and Puke.....

.....and just to irritate the Libs.....