I'm, of course, sarcastically referring to my previous post, which got the lowest number of "hits" ever.
I usually don't post bare-ass photos on my blog, but I figured that my readers are tough, unshockable, and resilient. And I assume most of them have seen a bare butt before.
Of course, I could be mistaken....
Who is this??
1.What are three things on your spring bucket list?
First, I'm going out into the forest and chop down enough fire wood to keep me warm during the next 8-month Tennessee winter (I just said that because this has been the coldest April I can ever remember, and I'm in a foul mood).
Next time I'm in town I'll have to buy my annual supply of weed killer and bug spray - in 20 gallon containers (it's not easy living in the wilderness).
Spring house cleaning. I need to scrub the place from top to bottom and TRY to eliminate all the junk. I've been hopelessly disorganized ever since I moved here (which was three years ago). This place is three times as small as my Texas house was.
2. Where do you find rest?
Rest??? hahahahahahaha.
I'll hopefully find it in the graveyard. If I don't have noisy neighbors.....
3. What restores your soul?
What soul??
Actually, the things that I've loved the most all through my life always manage to restore my soul: music, writing, and reading. And art.
Opera most especially restores my soul.
4. When was the last time you did whatever you answered here?
WHAT??? Not sure if I get this one, but I'll give it a shot.
A few nights ago I listened to the Immolation Scene from Wagner's Gotterdammerung, a performance with Gwyneth Jones.
It nurtured my depleted soul.
5. April is National Celery Month. Do you like celery?
Let me put it this way:
I like celery about as much as I like lying losers who go on endless book tours to promote their ghost-written books in a pathetic attempt to get public sympathy and financial support.
Forgive me. I just couldn't resist.
6. What's your favorite dish made with celery?
Celery isn't bad if you put it in homemade soup. My mother occasionally stuffed celery sticks with cream cheese. That's not bad, either.
7. On a veggie and dip platter, which would you reach for first - carrot sticks, celery sticks, cucumbers, or cherry tomatoes?
What's with this eternal obsession with veggies? I would probably rudely reach over to the next table and steal the meat platter.
8. Eight things to do before 8:00 a.m. to make your day less hectic?
(the original question was much longer, but I edited it for mercy's sake)
To make my day less hectic, I'd only have to do one thing: stay in bed until dusk.
9. Describe the view from your window.
Iron bars. And a courtyard surrounded with barbed wire.
Just jesting!
My bedroom window (in the front of the house) has a lovely view of the nearby mountain (but the view vanishes after all the winter trees get their summer leaves).
My kitchen window (in the back of the house) has an intriguing view of the forest.
10. Insert your own random thought here.
Never wear a bright yellow neon-colored sweatshirt outside when you live in the wilderness. I did it yesterday and was perpetually attacked by bees and wasps.
Never post piano videos on your blog....or videos of obscure movie stars singing.....
Never mention politics.
