MEDIOCRE QUESTIONS, BRILLIANT ANSWERS

I haven't done any Q&As from Sunday Stealing     in a long time, so I decided to do several. It's not Sunday, but I couldn't care less.    Jon

 There are no right or wrong answers. Don't limit yourself to one word responses; just say everything that pops into your head.

I say ... and you think ... ?

    Hurry! 

Anxiety attack and ulcers

    Dumb 

The present average national mentality

    Fudge 

The chocolate fudge ice cream I used to get at Thirty One Flavors when I was a kid.

    Sturdy 
A gigantic mega (or MAGA) wall protecting our southern border.

    Printing 

All the books I have ever read.

 Itch 

A craving for devious inclinations.

    Creaks 

Ghosts in the attic

    Paste 

The paste we used in school when I was in second grade, which smelled good enough to eat.

    Waste of time 

Blogging, social media, and answering stupid questions.

    Let down 

65 per cent of what happens to us during our lifetime.

    Cancellation 

Relief

    Suspect 

Remaining innocent until proven guilty.

    Fireplace 

Cozy, atmospheric, a helluva lot of trouble to clean.

    Spring 

An incredible relief after winter.

Commute 

Intense apprehension

    Places 

All of the places I've been.....and those that I've missed.

    Fraud 

Thousands of dubious election ballots mysteriously deposited in drop-off boxes at three in the morning throughout the country.

    Adoption 

Potential disaster if it's a child. Absolute delight if it's a pet.

    Election 

Occurring on one specific day only, without mail-in or drop-off boxes.

    Moving day 

Absolute disaster - something I'll hopefully never do again.

The best things in life are...

Heavily taxed, fattening, or illegal.

Things that drive me batty

Indifference, intolerance, ignorance

A place I'd like to live and why

I've lived in a variety of different places - - why should I speculate on potential places that will never materialize?
How about a secluded cabin in the Alps?

The best thing I've ever found

The long-elusive realization of my self-worth.

The best thing that happened recently is...

I can't think of anything good happening to me in the past twenty years.

I admire people who..

I admire people who have the rare and uncanny ability to actually  think for themselves - without the tainted influence of the media and ignorant social trends.
I am a staunch realist and independent thinker.

What makes me special
Being a staunch realist and independent thinker - blessed with many talents.

I am looking forward to...
You got me....I'm drawing a blank.

Things that scare me

The complete deterioration of society and social justice.

Complaints I have

Want me to write a book? Too many complaints to list here.

I could never live without...
Music, literature, art, the eternal limitless luxury of learning.

Things that make me laugh

Very few. Try tickling me.

1. Who was the last attractive person you saw?

Myself - in a photo that was taken twenty years ago (*smile*)

2. Do you have a tattoo? If not, are you going to get one?

I've never had a burning desire to let a probable-ex-druggie draw a picture on my flesh with toxic indelible ink.

3. Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 24 hours?

I haven't smoked a cigarette since I was in my early 30s. That was about 150 years ago.

4. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

That's a tough one. Some people deserve a second chance and many others don't.

5. What is your favorite number?

If I publicly reveal my favorite number, it will no longer be a favorite.

6. What time did you go to sleep last night?

I went to bed early but only slept sporadically for a few hours.

7. Are you one of those people that always answer their phones?

I'm one of those people who turns off the ringer and never answers the phone.

8. If you died today would your life be complete?

Life is never complete until we breathe our last.

9. If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?.

I get extremely quiet when I'm deeply depressed. I don't want to communicate at all.

 10. Do you know what high school your dad went to?

Heck, I can hardly remember what high school I went to......

11. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

Yesterday after I ate homemade tamales with chili sauce and salsa - - - only it wasn't exactly butterflies.......

12. Where is your cell phone?

Close enough to be safe but far enough away not to be annoying.

13.  What is the nearest purple thing to you?

A one-horned, one-eyed flying purple people eater.

14. When did you last step outside?  What were you doing?

I stepped outside yesterday afternoon to contemplate the massive 15-foot-high "brush" that has overtaken my property due to endless torrential amounts of rain.

Then I had a severe panic attack.

15. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I got rid of my TVs seven years ago when I moved from Texas to Tennessee. I have absolutely no regrets.