IN THE CUSTODY OF BUDWEISER

The title of this post is taken from a poem I wrote looooong ago. I still like it.

I'm not drinking Budweiser today. I'm drinking cheap beer. But I'm kinda soused and I like the feeling. Beer is Truth Serum. I can say whatever I want without any regrets.

Many thanks to the four (count 'em) courageous (not to mention discerning) people  who liked the piano video on my previous post. I kinda liked it, too.

Speaking of people - -
I happened to notice (within the past month) that several people who loathe me are still reading my blog.

Question:
Should I be flattered.......or worried?? 

I have my own theory.

Psssst! Come closer so I can whisper this. It'll just be between you and me.

I think these people are waiting for me to mention something about politics - - so they can pounce on me again.

Remember in October, 2016 when I said that Hillary was a jackass and would never win the Presidential election?
Well, I was right. And they never got over it.

Moral of the story?
Listen to your Uncle Johnny. He's seldom wrong.

It's amazing what a few cheap beers can do to inflate my ego.
In my own mind, I'm even more fascinating than usual.

I'll change the subject now - - for the very few people who are still reading this post.

I drove to town last Monday. It was a gorgeous day (after weeks of Biblical rain). No problems at all this time around. I had a nice day.....

.....until I got home. I accidentally left Swiss Cheese in the (hot) trunk of my car for about three hours. 
The cheese looks (and smells) okay. If I don't drop dead after I eat it, everything will probably be good.

Also - -
I accidentally bought LOW FAT milk instead of regular milk.
I absolutely HATE low fat milk. It tastes like water and serves no purpose whatsoever.
What the hell is the reason for extracting fat from the milk?? Will it supposedly make us live longer?

I despise anything decaffeinated, low fat, low sodium, or sugar-free. It's the health nut's way of sapping all the pleasure out of our lives.

You can eat twigs and lotus flowers if you so desire. As for me - I want to OD on sugar, salt, and heavy cream.

So, what else is interesting around here?
Today is our final sunny day. Rain is predicted tomorrow and for the rest of the week.

I hope your week is dry. 
And absent of all collusion.