Q&A Q&A Q&A Q&A Q&A

 I haven't done a q&a from Sunday Stealing in a long time (mainly because most of the questions are lame) - but I figured it's high time to tackle them again.

 

 1. Who do you take for granted?
No one other than myself.

2. Short, knee, or ankle skirts? (if a man, have you ever worn kilts?)
I always wear a kilt during my bagpipe lessons.

3. Do you wear a hat?
Not when I'm sleeping. I wore cowboy hats when I lived in Texas. Lately I wear any hat to hide my flyaway hair - which looks like a molested haystack.

4. Who's your favorite cartoon character?
I haven't had a favorite cartoon character since I was about six. Way back then I loved Popeye, Dennis the Menace, and Little Lulu.

Nowadays, all the cartoon characters are in Congress.

5. Does break dancing impress you?
The last time dancing impressed me was when I saw Natalia Makarova doing the 32 fouettes in Swan Lake.
Break dancing ain't exactly dancing......

 6. Are you a miracle?
In my own mind.

7. Have you ever eaten tofu?
Tofu is not fit to be eaten.

8. Does the moon have an effect on your mood?
Being notoriously nocturnal my entire life, and having Hungarian werewolves as distant relatives, I am profoundly under lunar influence. I am disenchanted when the moon is new - and I howl like the devil when the moon is full.

9. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
I've never read a Harry Potter book, but I've seen a Harry Potter movie - which was pure fluff and had no cinematic value.

10. What are you doing next Wednesday?
Attending an orgy with some local Tennessee hillbillies.

11. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
Many people are completely oblivious to the real world and have no clue that Elvis is dead.

12. Are your hands cold?
Only when I'm goosing an Eskimo.
(I'm absolutely brilliant at coming up with spontaneous answers....)
               
13. Have you ever given blood?
Brother, I don't have enough blood to spare.

14. What SCI-fi books do you read?
The complete insanity of the world around us provides enough science fiction to appease me. I don't need to find it in Sci-fi books.
But I do enjoy H.G.Wells now and then.

15. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
Nope - but I've been a member of the Communist Party, the KKK, and NAMBLA.

(no need to panic - - I just threw that in to confound the creeping  trolls who secretly read my blog)

 

Cheers, Jon