Showing posts with label tornado. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tornado. Show all posts

Saturday, December 11, 2021

ANOTHER TORNADO WARNING

 


Two tornado warnings in the past week. In December. Go figure.
As if I didn't already have enough problems to contend with - Mother Nature seems to be uprising against me, too. It's been a strange week.

Yesterday (Friday) I forced myself to make the harrowing excursion to town. I desperately needed supplies. It was a dank, dismal, rainy day with mild temperatures. Christmas shoppers were sparse. A sense of lethargy and  indifference seemed to prevail.

I spent too much money and didn't get half of what I need - but that's a usual occurrence. The worst part is driving home and suddenly remembering the things I forgot to buy. There's no chance in hell that I'll be driving a zillion miles back to town any time soon.

The unending joys of rural life. 

Severe weather and high winds were predicted for Friday night.  At least I was safely back at home with lots of groceries.

My oven still doesn't work. I need to order a new baking element (that's what it's called) from Amazon. It should be easy to fix.
Fortunately, the broiler still works. Yesterday I broiled some thick, boneless pork chops and they were delicious.

The winds really picked up late Friday night - furiously sifting through the trees. There was distant thunder, occasional lightning, and restless packs of wild dogs. Frequent visits from the coyotes never bother me - but for some reason, wild dogs unnerve me.

By midnight the temperature was still only 61 degrees (Fahrenheit) which is eerie, especially in December. I went to bed fairly confident that the impending storms would be minimal. 

Sometime around 4:00 a.m. the weather really got nasty. The wind was shrieking and the flimsy house was shaking. Rain poured in torrents and the lightning was brutally bright.

The tornado warning happened around 4:45 a.m. My only source of weather information comes from my computer. You're on your own in this friggin' rural area.


 
I don't generally scare easily, but this storm was horrendous. I just stayed in bed - petrified - watching the lights blink on and off. The wind screamed and the loud, odd noises outside were truly frightening. There was an incredible rushing noise that sounded like the whole forest was being demolished. I kept waiting for the house to be swept away and carried to the Land of OZ.

To make a long story short (which was never my forte) the chaos didn't subside until after dawn. Me and the cats survived and (so far) I've only seen minimal outside damage.

According to weather accounts, the massive tornadic storm swept through four states and traveled over two hundred miles. Damage was extremely extensive and at least fifty people were killed in Kentucky. Entire towns were destroyed.

I'm thankful to have been spared - and my heartfelt sympathy goes out to the thousands of people who were affected by this bizarre monster storm.

 

Monday, December 6, 2021

TORNADO WARNING

 I had (reluctantly) planned to drive to town today - mainly because the temperature has warmed up (in the 50s, Fahrenheit).

When I woke up early this morning (after only about three hours of restless sleep) I was greeted by dismal fog and torrential rain. Within a few minutes, a Severe Storm Warning was issued. While I was in the process of pondering that - we also got a Tornado Warning.

There are no tornado warning sirens here, and the local radio station is nearly useless when it comes to updating the weather. I checked the radar on my laptop. The tornado was sighted over Pall Mall, moving east (where the hell is east??).
I'm near Pall Mall. In fact, I'm very near the Kentucky border. 

Torrential rain. Heavy fog. Severe storms. Tornadoes. Hell, it wasn't exactly a suitable day to traverse narrow winding mountain roads for the zillion-mile trip to town.

I crawled back into bed and didn't give a royal rat's ass where the tornado was headed. I am presently overwhelmed with so very many problems in my dismal life that if I got pulverized by a tornado it would truly be a relief and a blessing.

Aren't tornadoes rather rare in December?

When I lived in Springfield, Missouri, I survived the 1991 Thanksgiving tornado. Actually, the tornado occurred the day after Thanksgiving. It was an F4 twister, which destroyed over 200 homes, killed two people, and injured over 64.

The Springfield tornado was less than a mile from my house. Since I had no basement, I cowered in a hallway with a mattress over my head. It truly did sound like a freight train - and I thought the roof was going to blow off.
Fortunately my place had almost no damage - - but my nerves were shredded.


The 1991 Thanksgiving tornado in Springfield, MO

The temperature is dropping as I write this. The rain has (finally) stopped. The day is dark and misty. It's supposed to be 20 degrees tonight. I don't know when I'll eventually get to town. Quite honestly, I don't give a damn.

Perhaps I'll hibernate and emerge next spring.