Sunday, January 21, 2018

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG WITH SOME Q & As



I plan to continue my previous post (Dreams of Escape) with more adventures of escape.....

.....but I just discovered these questions on Myra's  blog and decided to lift them. I enjoy answering questions - - as long as they aren't too rudely personal.

1. Have you ever tried to learn (or re-learn) a foreign language as an adult? Which one? What worked for you?

First, I studied German when I was eleven years old in 7th grade. My excellent teacher was from Germany.

I learned a smattering of Hungarian from my paternal grandmother when I was very young. 
I learned every Hungarian curse word in existence from my father.

In high school I studied Latin (and should have been shot for choosing it).
As an adult I continued with German and took a stab at Italian and Spanish (books, records, and college courses).

In conclusion, I have enough trouble dealing with English. 

2. Do you donate blood? Do you know your blood type?

Hell, I don't have enough blood to spare. And even if I did, it would take the persuasion and dexterity of Dracula to extract it from my veins.  
My blood type? Probably an 85 per cent mixture of alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and anonymous by-products.

We were tested for blood types when I was in high school and all I remember is that mine was a rare type.
I'm not surprised. 

3. Have you ever been in a play or musical?

Yea - the lead in Hello, Dolly.

But seriously, even though I'm a musician, I've never had the burning desire (or talent) to appear acting/singing on stage

BUT 
In the 8th grade I played one of the Jets in the school musical West Side Story. One of the lesser Jets. 

A side note:  When I was nineteen or twenty, I did learn several songs from Oklahoma and sang them quite well. Believe it or not.

4. Do you use a certain text or ring tone for certain people? Who gets their own? Or do you just use the default on your phone?

Who do you think I am - Kim Kardashian?
I hardly know how to pick up my landline phone to say "hello?"
Actually, I use the default on my cell phone.  

5. When did you get your first digital camera? Do you still shoot on actual film, or all digital now?  

I didn't know "actual film" still existed. I got my first digital camera when I lived in Texas. Can't remember exactly when, but it was at least twelve years ago. It was a Kodak Easy Share (on sale at Walmart) and it's the camera I still use.

6. What do you think someone would say the most daring thing you've done is?

It depends on who that "someone" is.
I've done so many daring things that it scares me to even think about it.

Once, when I lived in San Angelo, TX, I had emergency surgery on one of my eyes (the surgeon had to come in from another city). He also happened to put drops in my other eye to dilate it.

After the surgery, he told me not to do anything for two weeks. 
INCREDIBLY, an hour after surgery I drove myself home from the hospital!!!!
I couldn't see a thing in either eye. It took at least half an hour just to find my car in the hospital parking lot.

I drove home completely on instinct - only being able to see a faint blur in my dilated eye. By the grace of God, I made it!!!
I still break into a cold sweat thinking about that one. 

On the lighter side:
I once had sex with a priest on the altar of a Catholic church (in California).
Is that daring?
Or just plain crazy?

7. Do you talk with your hands?

No. I have enough trouble talking with my mouth. 
My father talked with his hands. And, unfortunately, with his fists.

8. Do you have a lucky number? What is it, and what is the story behind it?

I don't have a lucky number - and if I did, why should I tell you?
I was born on the 13th.
Strangely enough, I think all (or most) of my cousins on my father's side of the family were born on the 13th (different months).

9. What kind of milk did you drink growing up? And now?

Strange question. What kind of milk is there? Plain ol' cow milk. And sometimes Nestle Quick (I think it's now called Nesquick or something).
Nowadays I occasionally drink goat's milk.

In California, during my East Indian Meditation Mantra days, I sometimes indulged in raw milk. Yuuck!!!

10. What is your favorite kind of pie?

Boysenberry, hands down!
Well, hell, when I was a kid we lived a mile from Knott's Berry Farm. Boysenberries were their specialty.

I also love pumpkin pie, peach, sometimes blueberry or French apple.

11. Are you a note taker?

I have taken notes my entire life. Notes about everything, on every subject. I take notes to remember - - and not to forget (*smile*). I take new notes to supplement old notes. I have piles and piles of notebooks filled with notes.

12. Do you have an eclectic mug collection, or is your stuff matchy, matchy?

"Eclectic" doesn't begin to describe it. My mug collection should be in the Smithsonian. I have mugs for all seasons and all holidays. And all moods.  
Unfortunately I don't use half as many of them as I used to.

13. Do you have a junk drawer in your house/garage/at work/wherever?

Let's put it this way - - every drawer I've ever owned is a junk drawer. House. Garage. Work. Wherever.

14. What is the longest time you've worked at one job - and what was/is it?

Finally - a question that's nearly impossible to answer. As a musician and/or freelance writer it is/was often difficult to ascertain what it all adds up to.  
Also, I had many different jobs when I was young, including: proofreader, typist, dishwasher, cook, chauffeur,  movie extra, security officer....
and....dear gawd.....mortuary assistant
(the latter lasted about four days).

My mind is muddled just thinking about it. 

15. How old were you when you took your first commercial flight? To where did you fly?

I was nine years old and flew back east with my mother to spend August with relatives.
It was a TWA night flight from Los Angeles to Newark.

Somewhere along the way the plane got engine trouble and - after a helluva lot of turbulence - we had to make an emergency landing in Denver.
Fortunately I wasn't old enough to realize the grave danger.

If that ever happened now, I'd be hanging on the ceiling screaming like a banshee and trampling women and children to get to the Emergency Exit. 
  

30 comments:

  1. LOL!LOL! Good questions and even more entertaining answers!!!!

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    1. I always seem to do my best when I try not to be myself....(!!!)

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  2. Humm some new info. on Jon Boy here. Interesting.

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    1. Paula, I'm thinking that some things are best left unsaid.

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  3. Jon, great answers! Not so sure I could be so open and honest. I love all the great info I learned about you :-)

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    1. Dylan, I discovered long ago that being open and honest can get you into trouble - - but I like to throw caution to the wind.

      Wait 'till I finish writing my memoirs - - I'll reveal a lot more.

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    2. Fantastic! Now if I see a book with the title DADDY DEAREST - I'll wonder if it was written by you :-)

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    3. Dylan - you recently mentioned (on your blog) two of my favorites - "Harold and Maud" and "A Patch of Blue". I was really shocked when I read that Elizabeth Hartman had committed suicide. So tragic.

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    4. "Harold and Maud" used to be available on YouTube but I think it was removed for copyright violations. I loved Bub Cort in that film.

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    5. Jon, what happened to Elizabeth Hartman is really tragic. A Patch of Blue was her first movie, and her performance is still one of the best I've ever seen by an actress.

      My understanding is that she suffered from severe anxiety disorder and chronic depression. Sadly, it all became too much, so she decided to jump out of her apartment window. She was still quite young. I wish she somehow could have survived.

      P.S. We seem to like the same movies :-)

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    6. "A Patch of Blue" was one of my favorites, too. After my then-fiance and I saw the movie, we took a walk and stopped outside a church to listen to the music coming out through the open doors. A little boy who was playing out front told us to go on it, that his daddy was the minister, and we'd be welcome. It was an all-black congregation, and they welcomed us with open arms. I'll never forget the experience.

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    7. Wow, that's a story worthy of a poem! It also makes a lot of sense: Being tolerant of others (regardless of race, ability, age, religion, etc.) seems to be the theme of the movie. I'm so glad I am not the only one to appreciate this :-)

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  4. i enjoyed all the questions and answers. i particularly loved hearing about your various jobs and your eclectic mug collection that should be in the Smithsonian.

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    1. I'm sure I left some of the jobs out. My memory seems to be fading.
      I truly do have LOADS of mugs, more than I know what to do with. I should have provided photos of some of them, but I was too lazy.

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  5. Oh, you make me laugh, Jon!! We must keep our sense of humor, right? Otherwise we would not have survived. Loved this post. :)

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    1. Rita, humor is about the only thing left that keeps me going. Strangely enough, I don't think of myself as a humorous person....but somewhere deep inside, I must be.

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    1. Thanks, Donna! I often frighten myself when I think about my "colorful" past.

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  7. I'm so glad you decided to take these questions and run with them! Only yours were far more interesting (and funnier) responses than mine. (Applauding ...)

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    1. Myra, I'll take all the applause I can get. I always answer these questions very quickly - saying the first thing that comes to mind. And somehow they often turn out to be humorous. I don't even try (hell, it's a gift).

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  8. I'll only comment on #9. By coincidence, my mantra is also "yuuck!!!". However, in later years it has evolved into "Yikes!"

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  9. Hi Jon, late again, but I enjoyed the questions along with your answers. Naturally I have another one if you wish to comment : If you were to build a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like ?

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    1. Wow, Helga - you really stumped me with this question. There are numerous themes that I can think of, but I suppose the hotel would have to please my guests rather than my selfish self (*smile*).

      I think I'd like to have an old Moroccan theme - sort of like in Casablanca (the movie) - only better. Very lush, exotic, intriguing, and romantic.

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  10. Fascinating questions Jon! Always interesting you are. I may steal these questions.
    Ron

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    1. I'd be delighted to have you steal the questions, Ron. I'd like to see your answers.

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  11. INteresting and quite unusual questions. But what is with the question about milk? I suppose I could say that I used to drink white milk as a kid, sometimes pink, sometimes yellow and sometimes brown depending on the flavour that was added to it. I now drink skimmed milk (white) See I can answer that question too. What would really stump me though is what is the most daring thing I have ever done. I have bouts of anxiety so lots of things feel like the most daring thing I have ever done. When I am not feeling anxious I sometimes wonder what is got into me doing such crazy things.

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    1. Jenny, the milk question was puzzling to me. I don't really remember drinking anything but regular white milk - or chocolate milk. I'm not very fond of skimmed milk, but I do drink it occasionally.

      In my wild and reckless youth I did a lot of insanely daring things (which I shudder to think about now).
      Lately, there isn't a "daring" bone left in my body. I get anxiety attacks just driving into town - - or shopping at Walmart!

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  12. Terrific answers, cowboy, as to be expected.

    Regarding the question about milk, I suppose they're talking about stuff like soy milk and almond milk and whatever the heck else they slap the dubious milk label on these days. (How the heck do they get milk from an almond???)

    The mugs? We have a ton of them, but I always use the same one. My favorite. My hubby always uses his one favorite mug, too. So why the heck do we have so darned many of them? (And I've already donated a ton of them...)

    The number thirteen? Adopt it as your lucky number. That's what I did. (How DARE anyone try to tell us our birthday is on an "unlucky" day???)

    My first flight was also a really bad one. It was from Baltimore to Hawaii to meet my hubby for R&R during his tour in Vietnam. The turbulence was soooooo bad, even the stewardesses were getting sick. We hit enormous air pockets, and it felt like we plunged down like a roller coaster. Stuff was falling out of the overhead bins, and some people got nose bleeds! Me? I just kept on crocheting. Since it was my first time on an airplane, I didn't know it wasn't normal.

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    1. Thanks, Susan!
      I've never understood exactly what soy milk and almond milk are. As you said - how the heck do they get milk from almonds??

      I donated about twenty-five mugs before I left Texas, but still have so many that I don't know what to do with them.
      The movers lost a LOT of my things, but - damn it - they didn't lose the mugs!

      Ha - it certainly takes skill (and guts) to crochet during turbulence.

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