HELP!!!

A resounding HELP!!!

(should the parrot yell for help?)

Every day I wake up wondering how much worse things can get. And every day things get worse.

I was very apprehensive this morning when a cleaning team came in and put clean sheets and blankets on the empty bed next to me.

I knew my former roommate wasn't coming back (it was a relief to know he would't be there crapping and peeing in bed, burping, puking, farting,etc).

They soon brought a new roommate in. He was quiet, seemingly benign.

THEN, then then then

a woman burst into the room, probably his wife? She LOUDLY announced that she would be staying with him - - all day and all night!

She immediately took charge of everything - - moving the furniture around, shouting about what's wrong with the room. She started bossing the staff and telling them what they should be doing.

I was stunned.

Then.....

She started talking, and talking, and talking. She talked incessantly without taking a breath. The words kept spilling forth, like the release of winged demons from hell.

I swear that I never ever heard anyone talk that much in my entire life.

I was agast when she said that she brought water from home, because she didn't want him to drink water from here!

I was reeling in shock, feeling like I was suddenly hurled into a diobolical realm beyond reality.

Talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking

(how could she talk with that mask on?)

I am a man of very few words. I'm always quiet. I keep most of my thoughts to myself. I learned early in life that it's very dangerous to say too much.

I'm also a devout pacifist. I abhore any kind of violence.

But

I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY

I could gleefully and guiltlessly kill this woman with my bare hands, without any sense of remorse.

Silence is golden.

GOOD NEWS! The night nurse politely kicked her out! Said that visitors can't stay overnight. Amen.

Let's move on to other things.

The wound care nurse looked at the "wound" on my ankle and was extremely concerned. She said that the wound is so deep that she saw the bone. No wonder I'm in agony.

They took xrays today and I will be given antibiotics.

This post is getting too long.

I'm a man of few words, but my writing is annoyingly verbose.

But where else could you find such free entertainment? It isn't often that a blogger admits they could commit murder.

Let me take you to dinner, boys and girls. This is tonight's mystery meal.

I do see peas and carrots, but....what....?

Anyway, I got a delivery today from Walmart - peanut butter and cookies.

My next delivery will include ear plugs.

Jon ❤️

Speechless