FUNNY BUNNIES

 

Note -

I posted this several years ago, when I was in a good mood and wrote funny captions. I'm rehashing it now, hoping it will evoke some laughs. (??)

Sorry for the over-sized photos and fonts - - I don't feel like editing.

Jon

That's me, with the Easter Bunny. It doesn't look much like me - but the photo was taken about 150 years ago.

I was an extremely timid kid, but was never a crybaby. I wasn't afraid of Easter Bunnies. Of course, Easter Bunnies were much more pleasant and non-threatening back then.

Easter Joy

Twin Screams

Abduction from the Walmart parking lot

"Pleeeze! Do whatever you want with my brother - - but let me go!!!!"

Long after midnight, waiting for the train to Kasimov. 

Four minutes after this photo was taken, the cat dropped dead from fright.

Don't let the costume fool you. He's either an escapee from Sing-Sing....or Bellevue.
Is that rabbit a HE or a SHE??? Whatever gender, it's scary as hell.

"The bunny smells kinda funny. I think he's dead."

The bunny isn't half as scary as that kid's hair. It looks like a Fruit Loop bird crapped on her head.

Rabbit of the Living Dead,

clutching a zombie baby 

 Jeepers Creepers!
It's Lucifer - - bunny from hell!!

Twenty years later the kid is doing remarkably well - - except for an intense aversion to carrot cakes.

Is that a carrot in your crotch, or are you just happy to see me?

(I'd hate to venture a guess as to what's in that trash bag)

 FINAL SCORE
Canine: One
Bunny: Zero

Jon 🩵

In a funny bunny mood

   

 

SINISTER EASTER BUNNIES

That's me, with the Easter Bunny. It doesn't look much like me - but, of course, the photo was taken about 150 years ago.

I was an extremely timid kid, but I was never a crybaby. I wasn't afraid of Easter Bunnies or Santa Claus. I was also extremely gullible. I had complete confidence in fluffy rabbits bearing gifts. I would have (probably) willingly gone home with a candy-carrying serial killer.

Nowadays many children seem to be unduly neurotic. Of course, nowadays those sleazy shopping mall Easter Bunnies look much more bizarre and foreboding than the ones I encountered as a child.
Some of these present-day bunnies could inspire adults to crap in their pants.

Easter Joy

Twin Screams

Abduction from the Walmart parking lot

"Pleeeze! Do whatever you want with my brother - - but let me go!!!!"

Long after midnight, waiting for the train to Kasimov. 

Twelve minutes after this photo was taken, the cat dropped dead from fright.

Don't let the costume fool you. He's either an escapee from Sing-Sing....or Bellevue.
Is that rabbit a HE or a SHE??? Whatever gender, it's scary as hell.

"The bunny smells kinda funny. I think he's dead."

The bunny isn't half as scary as that kid's hair. It looks like a Fruit Loop bird crapped on her head.

Rabbit of the Living Dead,

clutching a zombie baby 

 Jeepers Creepers!
It's Lucifer - - bunny from hell!!

Twenty years later the kid is doing remarkably well - - except for an intense aversion to carrot cake and Harry Potter spectacles.

Is that a carrot in your crotch, or are you just happy to see me?

(I'd hate to venture a guess as to what's in that trash bag)

 FINAL SCORE
Canine: One
Bunny: Zero