CREEPY SANTA

 

He knows when you are sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
he seems to be a stalker
and that's creepy, for goodness sake!

Here is a selection of weird Santas that could induce unpleasant dreams..... 

 I'm not quite sure how to interpret this one, but I suppose if you're going to let a big guy sit on your lap he might as well wear hot shorts and know how to blow a saxophone.

 Don't look now, but St. Nick seems to be taking a dump on your roof

 Santa from Hell. Look at the dirt and grime on those work gloves!

 I don't know what's more horrifying - - that Santa or those two nightmarish things lurking behind him.

 A bow-legged Santa flanked by two giant rats on wheels.

 I'd rather not venture a guess as to exactly what he's doing.....

 The joyous spirit of Christmas

 Pssst! Kids! I'm not positive, but he might be dead 

 Dear God - - it's Mother Superior on hormones! (steroids?)

 Claus consulting with a couple of two-bit street tramps.

 Hirsute Santa

 ???

Occasionally I'm too stunned for words 

If it has a purse and a bust like Lillian Russell, it just might be Mrs. Claus......

 Doesn't he look a little young to be Santa? And doesn't she look a little old to be on Santa's lap? I'll keep the rest of my observations to myself. I wouldn't want to rouse the wrath of the KKK.....

 It's not Christmas
and this ain't Santa
Call 911!!!

 Hey - -  didn't we just see this same Santa with a different saxophone guy in a previous photo? I don't know how that old bearded bozo manages to attract so many cute sax blowers......maybe it's the red suit??

I always like to end on a happy, positive note

P.S.
I took this post from my old blog Cabinet of Curious Treasures, which is now discontinued.