Should I write a personal update about the multitudinous hazards and unexpected unpleasantries of life in the mountains.......
......or.....should I do a worthless, inane post utilizing photos that I lifted from the Internet?
I'm opting for the worthless, inane photos.
Interest in my blog is dropping faster than the cat population near a Cantonese restaurant. Think about that for a few minutes. It will get funny.
I need to incorporate some mindless fluff to maintain the interest of my readers. I have some unusual photos of famous people. Can you guess who they are?
Scroll very slowly to avoid seeing the answers too soon.
Tangible proof
that even Commies can be cute.
Joseph Stalin in 1902
Well, not all Commies are cute.....
Sieg, Heil!.
Adolph Hitler
I should have probably said "Nazi", not "commie", but - what the hell....
Okay, let's all say it together:
"What the heck is he wearing??"
Is this a Prince? Royalty, maybe?
Nope. It's Donald Trump.
Tall and slim?
He was never tall and slim.
It must be trick photography.
(his uniform is even fancier than Trump's)
Winston Churchill
You'll never guess this one.....
not in a million years.
A mug shot? At age thirteen??
For stealing her mother's car and going on a joy ride.
It's CHER!
Tangible proof that even ugly ducklings
can turn into beautiful swans - -
If they have enough money
Kate Middleton
Duchess of Cambridge
Note:
I was very skeptical that this was Kate, so I double-checked my sources. It is indeed her, in 1990 when she was a Brownie (in Pangbourne, Berkshire). This photo appeared in the Daily Mail.com - - in an article by Rebecca English, published on January 5, 2012.
The photo is originally from XclusivePix.com
Adolph Hitler
I should have probably said "Nazi", not "commie", but - what the hell....
"What the heck is he wearing??"
Is this a Prince? Royalty, maybe?
Nope. It's Donald Trump.
He was never tall and slim.
It must be trick photography.
(his uniform is even fancier than Trump's)
Winston Churchill
not in a million years.
A mug shot? At age thirteen??
For stealing her mother's car and going on a joy ride.
It's CHER!
Tangible proof that even ugly ducklings
can turn into beautiful swans - -
If they have enough money
Kate Middleton
Duchess of Cambridge
Note:
I was very skeptical that this was Kate, so I double-checked my sources. It is indeed her, in 1990 when she was a Brownie (in Pangbourne, Berkshire). This photo appeared in the Daily Mail.com - - in an article by Rebecca English, published on January 5, 2012.
The photo is originally from XclusivePix.com
Not quite ready
for Hollywood
perhaps a change of name.....
some peroxide.......and a slight
nose-bob will help.....
Norma Jeane becomes
Marilyn Monroe
Who is this young violin virtuoso?
Paganini?
Jascha Heifetz??
Nope.
It's Richard Milhous Nixon
A little bit chubby?
Or perhaps the cowboy suit is a tad too small....
Could it be Beaver Cleaver?
Not a chance.
It's William Jefferson Clinton
What's this?
Another future president?
A wannabe film star??
How about lighting up a Havana cigar......
with Fidel Castro
Not much to look at
but at least he's sweet and clean-cut
Could be dating your sister.....
or your daughter......
a nice guy to bring home to Mother....
Charles Manson
Just a simple Mississippi country boy
posing with Mom and Pop.
He could never become a king, could he?
Heck, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog....
Elvis Presley
A simple-looking kid
who doesn't seem to have artistic inclinations....
but you'd be surprised what he could do
with a can of Campbell's soup.
Just think "popism"
Andy Warhol
A sweet old lady
resting in a garden
with a walking cane in her lap.
Hey, wait a minute.......
Is that a cane........... or an ax???
Lizzie Borden
rare photo taken in 1922
30 years after the infamous murders took place
Jascha Heifetz??
Nope.
It's Richard Milhous Nixon
Or perhaps the cowboy suit is a tad too small....
Could it be Beaver Cleaver?
Not a chance.
It's William Jefferson Clinton
Another future president?
A wannabe film star??
How about lighting up a Havana cigar......
with Fidel Castro
but at least he's sweet and clean-cut
Could be dating your sister.....
or your daughter......
a nice guy to bring home to Mother....
Charles Manson
Just a simple Mississippi country boy
posing with Mom and Pop.
He could never become a king, could he?
Heck, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog....
Elvis Presley
A simple-looking kid
who doesn't seem to have artistic inclinations....
but you'd be surprised what he could do
with a can of Campbell's soup.
Just think "popism"
Andy Warhol
A sweet old lady
resting in a garden
with a walking cane in her lap.
Hey, wait a minute.......
Is that a cane........... or an ax???
Lizzie Borden
rare photo taken in 1922
30 years after the infamous murders took place
