Showing posts with label 26 questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 26 questions. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2016

TWENTY-SIX





Twenty-six questions - - one for each letter of the alphabet. I lifted this from Travel Penguin's blog.

A- Age:
Holy crap, I'm kicked in the balls with the very first question. Waterboarding wouldn't drag it out of me. Let's just say that I'm older than Justin Bieber and younger than David Cassidy.

B- Biggest fear:
Being trapped in an elevator with a group of feminists who voted for Hillary.

C- Current time:
It's approximately 4:30 p.m. Central Time, but I'm often in the Twilight Zone.

D- Drink you last had:
A large, hot mug of Irish Breakfast Tea.
Breakfast tea can be consumed in the afternoon. 

E- Every day starts with:
Excruciating pain in my back when I crawl out of bed - then hobbling around like Quasimodo while I feed the felines and clean litter boxes.

F- Favorite song:
Far too many to list.
How about Sounds of Silence.

G- Ghosts:
Ghosts?? What does that mean? Do I believe in them? Have I seen any? Do I know any?? Should they be segregated?
I believe in the spirit realm.

H- Hometown:
I wish I had a hometown. Unfortunately I moved too damn much during my life. I was raised in Southern California and consider it to be my true "home".

I- In love with:
The people whom I truly loved are now deceased.... but love remains eternal in the heart.

J- Jealous of: 
Nothing that I can think of. Possibly Warren Buffett's bank account.

K- Killed someone?
Not yet, but there are a number of people on my list. 

L - Last time you cried?
When I looked in a mirror in the harsh morning light.
Actually, I got teary-eyed when I recently listened to Lament for Thorin by Eurielle.

M- Middle name:
I have none.

N- Number of siblings:
I have no siblings and no regrets.

O- One wish:
World peace and happiness for everyone.
Yea, right.
My one wish would be to have 100 more wishes. On my list would be health, eternal youth, incredibly good looks, and financial security.

P- Person you last called:
I called the County Clerk a few days ago to ask a question.

Q- Question you're always asked:
"How big is your - -"
Oops! This is a family blog. (*smile*)
Actually, I can't think of any question that I'm always asked.

R- Reason to smile:
I could say something political, but I don't want to make any more enemies than I already have.
Truthfully, I don't smile as often as I used to.

S- Song last sang:
Who do you think I am - Lady Gaga?
I can't remember singing anything recently. 

T- Time you woke up:
I'm never exactly fully awake. I have extremely erratic hours and my sleeping schedule is non-existent. Today I was up just after dawn.

U- Underwear color:
What makes you think I'm wearing underwear?
Well, the weather is cold and I am wearing white Fruit of the Looms.

V- Vacation destination:
What's a vacation? 

W- Worst habit:
How much time do we have? I have so many bad habits that it would make Satan look like Shirley Temple. 

X- X-rays you've had:
I haven't had an x-ray in a very long time. The last one revealed I had scarred lungs. I was in my 20's.

Y- Your favorite food:
Wait a minute. We're on the letter "Y". What the hell does that have to do with food?
I'll eat anything but sushi. My favorite foods include Italian, Hungarian, Mexican, German. And junk food. 

Zodiac sign -
Sagittarius.
I have a birthday coming up in about nine days.
And I still won't reveal my age.